New invention idea: vibrating tampons
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
