In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
