I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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