No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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