nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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