There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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