the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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