So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
In America we eat man semen.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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