i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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