It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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