2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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