Do vagina's smell?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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