So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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