is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You were trust falling into bushes
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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