This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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