Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
even my farts smell like vagina
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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