the new term for farting is butt boxing.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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