Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
do herpes really smell.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Randomize
