Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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