I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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