If i come over, it means nothing
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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