So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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