just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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