walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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