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she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.

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(610): she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break. http://tfl.nu/sziy

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OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.

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(802): OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made. http://tfl.nu/87yq

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Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.

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(310): Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove. http://tfl.nu/uua4

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(516): View more from New York

I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume

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(516): I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume http://tfl.nu/0r2u

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(805): View more from California

i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila

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(805): i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila http://tfl.nu/c3w5

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(561): View more from Florida

hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger

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(561): hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger http://tfl.nu/hhlu

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(224): View more from Illinois

he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number

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(224): he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number http://tfl.nu/3iey

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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there

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(701): He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there http://tfl.nu/wgp9

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She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.

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(502): She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't. http://tfl.nu/5w3y

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(502): View more from Kentucky

i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple

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(502): i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple http://tfl.nu/806d

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(949): View more from California

The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.

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(949): The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk. http://tfl.nu/ipq9

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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.

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You rock my world.

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(417): I just smoked weed out of a baked potato. (309): You rock my world. http://tfl.nu/p2ud

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(417): View more from Missouri

So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?

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(417): So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty? http://tfl.nu/l95a

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.

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(423): I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume. http://tfl.nu/wnwb

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.

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(402): I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married. http://tfl.nu/ry1c

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