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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu

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  So you're taking me there this weekend?

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  oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?

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  Lmao what?

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  It's a yes or no question.

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• (661): View more from California

  Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?

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  What the hell did you do last night?!

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'

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• (619): View more from California

  Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.

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• (510): View more from California

  I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."

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• (858): View more from California

  I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste

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• (716): View more from New York

  So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder

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