I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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