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  It smells like weed.

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  We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.

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• (631): View more from New York

  im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets

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• (925): View more from California

  They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.

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• (310): View more from California

  I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic

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• (631): View more from New York

  I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?

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