Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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