I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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