I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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