small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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