I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
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