Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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