After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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