Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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