So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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