Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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