I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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