: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Everclear isn't food dammit
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