It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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