Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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