I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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