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THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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