do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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