I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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