Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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