I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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