At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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