i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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