Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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