He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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