just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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