i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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