is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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