Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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