Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
one two three fourrrrnication!
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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