Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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